Serving an LLM on Kubernetes in 2026: the operations checklist nobody gave you

You can helm install vllm in an afternoon. You cannot tell me your p99 TTFT at 70% GPU utilization — and that's the gap this post is about. The "deploy vLLM on Kubernetes" tutorial is saturated. The decision tree underneath it isn't written anywhere, so most clusters are still pinned to whatever they stood up 12 months ago.
The engine layer moved while you weren't looking: Tiny-vLLM (May 29), KVarN KV-cache quantization (June 4), Kvcached for elastic KV cache, Expanse reclaiming idle GPU, and vLLM's wide expert-parallel path pushing ~2.2k tok/s on H200s. (All five are bleeding-edge — verify the names, dates, and numbers before you publish or pin them.) Meanwhile your Helm chart hasn't changed since last summer.






